Your new ideas look exciting but:
a) They aren't near as exciting as the Bible's ideas.
b) They aren't even new.
"People have fallen into a foolish habit of speaking of orthodoxy as something heavy, humdrum, and safe. There never was anything so perilous or so exciting as orthodoxy."
-- G.K. Chesterton, Orthodoxy
(Of course, a few sentences later the Catholic Chesterton lists Calvinism along with Arianism as examples of heresies, but let us cling to what is good here. :-)