Funniest comment -- as judged purely subjectively by me -- wins a copy of the Seven Daily Sins Leader Kit which retails for $49.95 and includes a copy of the book, DVD with supplementary videos, leader guide, CD playlist (featuring Lecrae, Johnny Cash, et.al.), all in a sturdy cardboard case.
Rules and guidelines:
1. I have to think it's funny. Making fun of Tom Brady is fine and dandy, but remember, as a vocal Brady fan, I've heard every variation of the "he's a girl"/"he has a girl's hair" jokes out there, so surprise me.
2. You can enter as often as you like.
3. Leave an email address so I can contact you if you win OR make sure to check back at this post after the deadline:
4. I will pick the winner sometime Sunday and contact them by email (if I have it) and update this post as notification.
UPDATE:
Winner of the kit is Kevin Copeland, whose caption was the best rendition of a repeated joke:
And the women sang to one another as they celebrated,But since Nic Ferguson had a similar joke posted before Kevin's, I'm gonna send him a kit too. Email me your shipping addresses at jared AT gospeldrivenchurch DOT com, guys, and I'll get them out asap.
"Tebow has scored his thousands,
and Brady his ten thousands." (1 Pats 18:7)
Runner up was James Snare's caption:
Tom: I've really been struggling to understand the difference between Pre-millenialist Chiliasts and Pre-Millenial Dispensationalists. Any help?I have no idea what that even means, but it made me chuckle.
Tim: I'm a virgin....
Tom: You know you'll never be as good as me right?
ReplyDeleteTim: Yea, but I've got Jesus.
Tom: Do touchdowns take away from my sins?
Tim: Nope.
david.hamby@bobcats.gcsu.edu
"If you were to die tonight and God asked you...?"
ReplyDelete@kootenayrev
richardscomments AT gmail DOT com
Brady: "Gee, your breath smells terrific."
ReplyDeleteTebow: "Thanks man. Just signed a sponsorship deal with Testamints."
"Hey Tim is it a sin to play football on a Sunday? "
ReplyDelete"No man not at all, but it is a sin to kiss me. Im just sayin. Little space please."
Darth Brady: "Come to the dark side, together we can rule the NFL galaxy!"
ReplyDeleteTim SkyTalker: "Nooooooooo!!!!!!!"
Tom Terrific: "Listen, kid. That Sampson story in your book? Dude was ON to something. Ever since I cut off my luscious locks, it just hasn't been the same."
ReplyDeleteTom: After this is over I'm going to Disneyland.
ReplyDeleteTim: After this is over I'm going to heaven.
Tom: "Hey Tim, would you like me to sign the game ball for you?"
ReplyDeleteCLBCPastorRandy@gmail.com
Tim "Yeah that Wilson guy might tweet about you as much as a 12yr old at a Bieber show, but you know he's on my team right..."
ReplyDeletedon't know how anybody can compete with Jimmy D's "testmints" -- very well played
ReplyDelete"excuse me Tim, your melon seems to be in the way of that camera's ability to see my well framed face"
Hey Tim, 41 to 23? Pray HARDER!
ReplyDeletedon't know if anybody can compete with Jimmy D's "testamints" -- very well played
ReplyDelete"If I teach you how to throw, can God teach me how to scramble?"
Do you know what Bradying is Tim? It's when you throw touchdowns no matter what else is going on.
ReplyDelete"Were the same height?"
ReplyDeletechrismoore81@me.com
Hey Tom, do you remember when my head was shaved like a monk? Dude that was EPIC!
ReplyDeleteTim, do you mind if we get a picture Tebowing together? Gisele will be sooo jealous! She thinks your awesome.
ReplyDeleteTim, "Hey, just a heads up. God told me he's giving me your right arm."
ReplyDeleteTom, "What? Why?"
Tim, "He picked me up off waivers in his fantasy league and ended up in the playoffs. Relax, it'll be painless. Plus you get to keep your wife."
Hey Tim, you can be wing man anytime.
ReplyDeleteNo way Tom, you can mine!
1. "Dude, you're awesome."
ReplyDelete"Not all. You are awesome."
"I beg to differ, because you are flat awesome."
"Not as much as you are..."
2. Brady: What do you think Kurt Warner's saying about this?
Tebow: Who?
3. Brady: I think I saw angels on that touchdown, man.
Tebow: Chariot of fire, dude.
Brady: "Hey Tim do you think it is a sin to look this good!?"
ReplyDeletegorems09@gmail.com
Brady: "Tim, great game buddy. I..."
ReplyDeleteTebow: "Hold on Tom, I felt some of my power leave me. Who touched me?"
Tim: Some say it's a misapplication but I think it works for us. 'Where two or more are gathered...'
ReplyDeletemgiles@lyonscreekbaptist.org
Hey Tim, great game...I'm sorry, I couldn't even finish that with a straight face. Are we done here?
ReplyDeleteTom: "You know you throw like a girl, right?"
ReplyDeleteTim: "You know you look like one, right? ... Nice boots!"
Tom: "Stop me if you've heard this- a priest, a Rabbi, and a Tebow walk into a bar..."
ReplyDeleteWwright40@hotmail.com
Tom: I thought that was really cool what you said "I’m into love, and maybe I’ll get more into making love when I’m older" That's deep man. Right on.
ReplyDeleteTim: Um, I think Justin Bieber said that.
Tom: Oh. You're a Belieber though right?
Tim: Its believer Tom.
Tom: Oh...Right on.
Tom: I've really been struggling to understand the difference between Pre-millenialist Chiliasts and Pre-Millenial Dispensationalists. Any help?
ReplyDeleteTim: I'm a virgin....
james.snare@gmail.com
And Tom said unto Timeth, 'Your passes sucketh.'
ReplyDeleteTom: "What are you talking about?! It was Jay-Z's and Beyonce's baby! Of course they needed the entire floor!"
ReplyDeletewwright40@hotmail.com
Tom: 'Great game man.'
ReplyDeleteTim: 'Thanks Tom, praise Jesus.'
Tom: 'You should come round this summer.'
Tim: 'That'd be awesome, praise God.'
Tom: 'Um, yeah. You know you don't have to say Jesus and God in every sentence right?'
Tim: ...'Jesus. Heh.'
james.snare@gmail.com
Don't worry Tim, it's doesn't matter whether you win or lose. It matters whether I win or lose.
ReplyDeleteTim: "Hey Tom, can you sign my girlfriend's Uggs?"
ReplyDeleteseriously tom, does this media hype make me look fat?
ReplyDeleteTom: "Maybe if you throw stones instead of a football, you could beat me"
ReplyDeletepastorharris@mtzioncary.org
Tebow: What's that? You'll see us again? I hope God still speaks through donkeys.
ReplyDeleteMr.restrada@gmail.com
Tim, I thought for sure you'd make me Tebow if we lost, but ballroom dancing? I definitelly didn't see that coming.
ReplyDeleteflc9105@gmail.com
Brady to Tebow: Your Jesus is too safe.
ReplyDeletedan.yacoviello@gmail.com
So far, I think Jimmy Davis' "testamints" caption is the best! ROTFL Yet, here's mine:
ReplyDeleteTom Brady: "You know, when we put our numbers together in Romans, you have to rejoice with me when I win, and I have to mourn with you when you lose." (See Romans 12:15)
Tebow: “Ever heard of Jared Wilson.”
ReplyDeleteBrady: “No. Who is he?”
Tebow: “A preacher who is obsessed with you. He is giving away some free stuff for whoever can guess what were talking about.”
Brady: “Dude, you Jesus freaks are crazy.”
Tebow: “We know bro, but we still love you. And Jesus does too by the way.”
Brady: “Yeah, yeah I know. God is love. Hey, God was not showing you too much love today while we smoking your tails on the field.”
Tebow: “Ha, ha Tommyboy that’s a good one. At least my tail will not be smoking in eternity. We’ll see you in the playoff’s bro. Jesus rulz! (Tebow to himself – holy crap I just talked to Tom Brady, I think I’m about to faint.)
bsbent@gmail.com
Tebow"Hey us McDaniels here? Man, where would we be without that guy, right? What'd you get him for Christmas?"
ReplyDelete"That's why they call me Tom Terrific."
ReplyDeletechris.j.martin17@gmail.com
Tim: And who do YOU say that I am?
ReplyDelete"Gettin' a liiiiiiittle close there Tommy boy."
ReplyDeletechris.j.martin17@gmail.com
Tom: Is it weird to model underwear? Tebow: Not nearly as weird as modeling women's boots...I say that with grace though!
ReplyDelete"I just farted real bad."
ReplyDeletechris.j.martin17@gmail.com
Tom: Are you frightened?
ReplyDeleteTim: Yes.
Tom: Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you.
Hey, Tim, I heard you like the Bible and stuff. There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17...
ReplyDeleteTim: Would you mind autographing a pair of my uggs for me?
ReplyDeletezach.canjar@gmail.com
I can't wait to check @jaredcwilson's twitter feed and read his commentary on the game. He's so dreamy.
ReplyDeleteDo you know what a "brony" is?
ReplyDeleteBrady: "Here endeth the lesson"
ReplyDeleteDude, why does your eyeblack have Romans 16:16 on it?
ReplyDeleteTebow: "Do supermodels dig pasty-white Christian QBs?"
ReplyDeleteBrady: "Yeah, if they can flash Super Bowl rings on 3 fingers"
Tebow: "Nice win Tom, but I got a fan who is a blogger that has his twin boys in my jersey. Beat that".
ReplyDelete"God loves me more than he loves you. That's why I have two Super Bowl rings and you're stuck in Denver."
ReplyDeleteBrady: "So, you know I used to look like Jesus, so I've got that going for me- which is nice..."
ReplyDelete1. Tim: do you know Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior?
ReplyDeleteTom: (In his head) Not Again!
2. Tom: Brady rules! All you do is win? Not today! Brady rules! Brady rules! (flashes his rings in the air)
Tim: Hey Brady, I've got a feeling one of these days you and your whole family are gonna go down.
Weeks later the entire patriots team slips on a proverbial bannana peel losing to the Denver Broncos in the playoffs.
Thank you Billy Madison.
traviscprater@gmail.com
Tom: Dude, thanks for letting us have this one...
ReplyDeleteTim: No problem bro, I talked with the Big Guy and we agreed we couldn't win them all, and He really prefers no one knows He cares about football so much. He's been waiting for someone willing to give Him the glory so He could finally answer some of those prayers He gets all of the time. It's all John Pipers fault really, if he remotely sniffs God and glory together, it's on like a honey badger after some grub, and you know God listens to him.
Tebow: Hey Tom, you know the root of all deadly sins is pride right?
ReplyDeleteBrady: Yeah Tim, but the last is wrath, so we're both going down!
skillfulshepherds@gmail.com
Brady: "Bro, just to be honest with you, I'm actually a lefty too."
ReplyDeletedanny [at] pembrokeroad [dot] org
Brady: "Man, that's some awesome hair you got going on."
ReplyDeleteTebow: "Thanks, my mom got me this new hair product, I'll send some over to you."
Brady: "You're not that bad after all."
Tebow: "Thanks, but you're still da man, man."
Tom: Well that was incredibly easy.
ReplyDeleteTim: Just wait til we meet again in the playoffs.
Tom: Oh ok. The day you win a game in the playoffs is the day the Colts decide to trade Peyton Manning. Good luck with that one.
Cyb19@yahoo.com
Tim: "I got a church you need to check out in Vermont - just a 3 hour drive from Foxborough."
ReplyDeleteTom: "I know, I know, the daughter keeps sending me letters...."
James said...
ReplyDeleteTom: I've really been struggling to understand the difference between Pre-millenialist Chiliasts and Pre-Millenial Dispensationalists. Any help?
Tim: I'm a virgin....
(Cheerios and milk spewed out of my nose together this morning on this one.....will be tough to top)
Tim: I've got a book to give you. Good stuff, written by a guy named Jared Wilson. He's a big fan.
ReplyDeleteTom: Oh, yeah. I've heard of him.
Tom Tebow....The two shall become one flesh
ReplyDelete"All things to all people...all things to all people..."
ReplyDelete*closes eyes*
adamjamesford@gmail
Those who are last shall be first...
ReplyDeleteSucks for Brady
Tom: Tim will you marry me?
ReplyDeleteTim: I have to ask your Father's permission first!
Tim: I heard you and the rest of the team had a Karaoke party singing Justin Bieber songs.
ReplyDeleteTom: I do not know where you heard that. I have enough trouble from people taking my man card just because I have a girlish haircut.
Tim: Then why did I get a text with a video of you singing, "Baby, Baby, Baby?"
Tom: Oh Crap!!!
chrisland06@gmail.com
For the record: I love both of those guys.
TOM: See Tim, things don't always work out like you plan. Why don't you come on over to my place later. Joel Osteen is gonna be there. I got scared when you threw that 80 yard touchdown pass and contacted him.
ReplyDeleteTIM: I'll pass, no pun intended. My God still reigns.
dgniffke@msn.com
Tim: Do you get tired of people making jokes about your Uggs and girly hair?
ReplyDeleteTom: No, I just show them my "girly" rings.
"Left-two-three, turn-two-three."
ReplyDeleteTebow dancing with the stars.
Tim: Hey Tom I've never understood the black stripe thing players put under their eyes. What's that all about?
ReplyDeleteTom: Well Tim, I'm glad you asked. You see the black stripe represents the sin of man...
five_solas@hotmail.com
Tim: Hey Tom can I ask you a question?
ReplyDeleteTom: Sure buddy, what's up?
Tim: Well, I've always wondered what that black stripe thing is that some players put under their eyes.
Tom: Oh Tim, I'm so glad you asked. You see, the black stripe represents the sin of man...
five_solas@hotmail.com
I'm not gonna tell you which one it was, but only one of these comments so far made me chuckle.
ReplyDeleteKeep 'em coming, funny people. You just got one to top. :-)
Tom: "Hey Tim, I thought the Jockey ads were clever. Y'know, you being a Bronco and all."
ReplyDeleteTim: "Huh?"
Tim: "I am so blessed to have played against you, man."
ReplyDeleteTom: "I know."
Brady: "Hey man, any thoughts on how I can get my last named to be used as a verb in a sentence?....that's pretty cool"
ReplyDeleteTom: I see you sold your soul also.
ReplyDeleteTim: What do you mean?
Tom: I get to win and live as I please lubing up and all that but you dude have to keep clean (Gospel Centered and all that) in order to get the Christians out of their churches tebowing and all that just to have one of the best seasons a rookie could ever have.
Tim: But he said in order to oust Tom you have to be that good ;-)see you in the playoffs.
David@brooksmgmt.com
Brady: Sorry bud, but my team can only be beat through prayer AND fasting.
ReplyDeleteTebow: Get thee behind me Satan!
ReplyDeleteBrady: I can't, we're surrounded.
Brady: Hey Tim, what does the Bible have to say about "personal space?"
ReplyDelete"I've never told anyone this, but I feel like I can trust you. It WAS a tuck, Tim, it really was."
ReplyDelete"Yeah, it say '2004 Super Bowl Champions' right next to the huge gemstone. MVP engraved on the other side. If you see it, let me know. I mean, I've got 2 more at home, but, you know, still..."
ReplyDeleteTom: You can get a little closer. I'm wearing Arrid Extra Dry.
ReplyDeleteBrady: Perhaps you should have tebowed before the game!
ReplyDeletealterry2 [at] yahoo [dot] com
Do you think this eye black makes my butt look big?
ReplyDeleteTom: Good game Tim. You played great.
ReplyDeleteTim: Thanks Tom. I appreciate that. More importantly, have you seen the Jefferson Bethke YouTube video?
Brady: "What's a side-hug?"
ReplyDeletethat's adamjamesford@gmail, btw.
ReplyDelete"Dude, you read Chapter 10 yet?"
ReplyDeleteSay Tim, you really fooled us with that Hail Mary... Theologically speaking, that is.
ReplyDeleteflc9105@gmail.com
We hung up 86 on you guys in 2 games. I guess that officially makes me a Doubting Thomas.
ReplyDeleteHey Tim, what ever happened with that Urban ministry you were involved with a few years back?
ReplyDeleteTom: "The 49th book, chapter 36 verse 32 says 'Thou shalt not Tebow'"
ReplyDeleteTom: Dude, did you hear me fart in the 3rd quarter?
ReplyDeleteTim: Yeah buddy, that was rad.
Tim: "You know every time I got sacked tonight God killed a kitten?"
ReplyDeleteTom: "I'm not really a cat person, I don't care."
Tim: "Wow, you really do need Jesus don't you?"
Tim: Hey, who's that's creepy guy with the hat and glasses?
ReplyDeleteTom: Jared something. He claims to be a pastor but he's been stalking me for years. He'll probably come after you now.
Tim: I might have to rethink the Christian thing.
Tom to Tim: "Well you may have thrown for your thousands but I have thrown for Tens of thousands"
ReplyDeletenic.w.ferguson@gmail.com
Brady: Ya know, the power of Christ is great, but it'd be a good idea to learn how to throw a spiral.
ReplyDeleteHey brother, nice game. Did you notice that your number plus my number equal 27 and Psalm 27 says that the Lord is my light and my salvation--whom shall I fear? See you in the playoffs bro.
ReplyDeleteAnd the women sang to one another as they celebrated,
ReplyDelete"Tebow has scored his thousands,
and Brady his ten thousands." (1 Pats 18:7)
Tom: you're hot!
ReplyDeleteTim: I know I'm irresistable but I'm not Episcopal.
"Just wanted to let you know that I've been running the @FakeTomBrady twitter account. I hope that you took my satire as flattery. I'm a big fan." - Tim Tebow
ReplyDeletersims@flagler.edu
TEBOW: Tom, great game, dude. But how do you keep your hair looking so good after wearing your helment? Look at this mess on my head!
ReplyDeleteSimultaneously: "Well, at least Rothlisberger didn't get to play today."
ReplyDeletersims@flagler.edu
Hey Tim, I bet this loss really messes with your theology, huh?
ReplyDeleteI'll see you in the playoffs Tom.
ReplyDeleteI'll be waiting Timmy. I'll be waiting.
That's quite a grip you got there Tom.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I win.
Brady: "Have you ever heard of Joel Osteen?"
ReplyDeleteTom: I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me.It's hanging on my locker.
ReplyDeleteTim: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
Tom: Yeah..it's really..neat.
We like ourselves don't we Thomas? Who gave you your game plan today? Was it, oh I don't know...SATAN?!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, my email address is josephcmcbee ay gmail dot com
ReplyDeleteTom: I eat pieces of crap like you for breakfast!
ReplyDeleteTim: You eat pieces of crap for breakfast?
Jared, I forgot to leave my email address with my entries . . . oops!
ReplyDeletethecruciformlife[at]gmail[dot]com
"Is there a 45:10 in the Bible?"
ReplyDeleterobpilkerton [at] gmail.com
Tim: All I have to do is squeeze.
ReplyDeleteTom: All I have to do is scream.
Tom: you stop it.
ReplyDeleteTim: no, you stop it.
Tom: You just got served!!
ReplyDeleteTim: Uhh, that's not quite what he meant.
Tim: It's too bad you won Tom, I was gonna invite you to be my special guest next week.
ReplyDeleteLOL
Tom: Search your feelings, Tim. You know it to be true. I am your daddy.
ReplyDeleteIf you believe in Belichick, you can have your best game now!
ReplyDeleterob.wren@gmail.com
Tim: You ever read the book of Revelation?
ReplyDeleteTom: Yeah, what about it?
Tim: Say hello to Jesus' white bronco.
Bible humor, catch the fever.
Cmacisaac11@gmail.com
Tom: I like ya kid, so I'm going to help you. Couple books I've read that helped me be the best me and live my best life now, I'm going to send them to you. They're by some guy named Osteen.
ReplyDeleteTim: No thanks, I'm a Christian
Like a virgin touched for the very first time...by Tom Brady
ReplyDelete"Tom: Osteen had this same effect on me...."
ReplyDeleteUnckel_Samm@yahoo.com
I know Tim, when you grow up you want to be just like me.
ReplyDeleteBrady: I know what you are going through. When they was no crawdad to be foun', we ate Sand.
ReplyDeleteTebow: You ate what?
Brady: (nodding): We ate Sand.
Tebow: You ate sand?!
Brady: Dass right . . .
bfulton82@gmail.com
Tom: "On the seventh scoring drive, I rested. And behold, the kick was good."
ReplyDeleteTom: "On the seventh score I rested. And behold, the kick was good."
ReplyDeleteUPDATE:
ReplyDeleteWinner of the kit is Kevin Copeland, whose caption was the best rendition of a repeated joke:
And the women sang to one another as they celebrated,
"Tebow has scored his thousands,
and Brady his ten thousands." (1 Pats 18:7)
But since Nic Ferguson had a similar joke posted before Kevin's, I'm gonna send him a kit too. Email me your shipping addresses at jared AT gospeldrivenchurch DOT com, guys, and I'll get them out asap.
Runner up was James Snare's caption:
Tom: I've really been struggling to understand the difference between Pre-millenialist Chiliasts and Pre-Millenial Dispensationalists. Any help?
Tim: I'm a virgin....
I have no idea what that even means, but it made me chuckle.