1. There aren't many Christians here.
2. Churches either.
3. There are lots of liberals here.
4. The winter is, like, 18 months long.
5. There's no Chick-Fil-A.
6. Gay marriage is legal in 2 of our states.
7. Many people are hostile to the Christian message and don't like evangelicals.
8. On the odd hot summer day, your odds of escaping into air conditioning are almost nil.
9. People talk funny.
10. You're scared to.