Thursday, May 5, 2011

Both of These Things are Not Like the Other

Two quotes from two Facebook status updates in my feed that were right next to each other.

The first:
I am quite superfluous. God doesn't need me.
The second:
God's got a crush on you.


Gabe said...

A crush?! Really?

Reminds me of Chandler talking about the feminizing worship music, "Let me sit on your lap, stroke your beard, kiss your neck... Jesus!"

+Miguel said...

I concur. "Crush" is very "Jesus is my Boyfriend" (TM) which portrays the almighty, holy, consuming fire as a lovesick teenager. Blasphemous.